A Story Written By Eze Israel (08173133179)…
Laura:So how’s your girlfriend?
(I guess Laura wasn’t expecting a straight forward answer)
Richard: She’s fine, like she’s okay.I even spoke with her before you came here.
Laura:(provoked)So why are you cheating on her
Richard: Excuse me,did you say cheat?
Richard: Explain what you mean by that
(Laura who is known for getting angry at little things, as I can see now,she is really upset)
Laura:If you weren’t cheating on her then why did you hook up with another girl on a date,I mean you just wasted my time coming here.
Richard: Sorry ma o,sorry ma buh were you thinking I was single?….Like a fresh dude like me without a girlfriend? Wait a minute, were you thinking I was gonna ask you to be my girlfriend? Jeeez,you even called yourself girl not even lady.ooops!did I say lady?you are a woman, yes!a full grown woman old enough to be my….kpozaaaa!!
(A security came in immediately when he saw things were getting out of hand and told them to leave)
Laura:(picking up her bag)B—–d!
Richard: I can’t lay hands on you coz you ain’t my type b—h… Respect is reciprocal madam Laura…
(Laura was so angry that she pushed the security man away and got into her Prado jeep)…
Lara:So how did it go dear sister
Laura:It went really bad,I mean twaz a waste of time.
Lara:What really happened?
(Laura went ahead to explain in full details)
Lara:But are we that old??
Laura:See mirror there,go and check don’t ask me.
Lara:That means dad has always been right,
(Laura took her car to the vulcanizer)
Chinedu:Hey,Titus that madam don come again o
Titus:Okay make I go answer am.
Chinedu: Good boy
Titus:Your father yansh
(Titus went to meet her)
Madam: I want to fix my tyre.
Titus:We nor dey fix tyre for here,na only pump and patching we dey do
Madam:Oh,the two is what I will like to do
Titus:But na you come day before yesterday na,
Madam:You must be dreaming, come on go and take the tyre in the boot.
Titus:No vex madam
(He went and took the tyre)
Madam: Make sure you finish it before I come back
Titus:Okay ma…Your money na…(she zoomed off)Why this woman dey behave like this today na…Chinedu come help me push am enter shop jareeeh.
Chinedu: Lazy man
Titus:I no be man,
Chinedu: You com be wetin
Titus:I be guy
Chinedu: (pushing the tyre)mumu,for your mind.You no know say you don old?
Titus:Me wey just reach 28…Waka there
Chinedu: Abegi,I go do the tyre and you go pump am.
Titus:No wahala…Make I use that one run sleep
Chinedu:Na only sleep you sabi,if I call your name and you no answer na better slap ah go give you
Titus:You better no just try m
Chinedu:Wait, shey you notice anything for that woman
Chinedu: Thank God say you sef notice am
Titus:Say she dey harsh today abi?
Chinedu: No,you no see how she dey look you?
Titus:(touching chinedu neck) chaii….no wonder..Malaria don start,make I run go buy medicine.
Chinedu:Idiot,come back here…You no sabi that lady?
to be continued…