-Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo

Must Read: Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo… Part 16

Written by Fawaz iTSF, Pin: 324cfc71
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Friend: see snake

Me: yeh!

We wanted to run out of the class till we saw it was a lylon they used in wrapping a ruler.


Friend: (hissing for the snake part) thanks for saving me from those ‘senseless and wahala seniors sha.

Me: gbagbe iyen, you too thank you.

Friend: why thanking me?

Me: about those girls yesternight na.

Friend: ooohw, okay! Don’t menshun!

Me: hope we dey go tonight?

Friend: No o, don’t you know dem go catch us ni. Or u donno that Mr Adesomi is doing something no one knew about to catch those that goes out of the school.

Me: yes o, I heard that from sodiq too.

Friend: you now see we can’t go anywhere.

Me: I don dey miss dammy o.

Friend: see were, don’t worry sha we go go during the break on monday.

Me: ah! How are we to do that?

Friend: no worie, no fear, I no what to do.

Me: okay boss.

Friend: anything to talk on?

Me: yes, what you said you gon tell me when we reach hostel yesterday.

Friend: about wetin be that?

Me: only God knows how you dey pass exams, about those two girls you called ‘Les something’

Friend: okay, lesbians.

Me: yes yes yes. Oya, jamisi!

Friend: its something simple na. You know that guys and girls, be it higher or lower animals can have sexual intercourse with each other if they are of opposite s*x!

Me: yes

Friend: men are made to knack female but recently things don change.

Me: hey hey!

Friend: girls now have s*x with girls and guys too have s*x with guys.

Me: (shouted) liar, how’s that possible?

Friend: okay, forget then. Let’s change the topic since you said I’m a liar.

Me: I don’t believe jor, oya let’s have s*x together now.

Friend: I’m not a gay.

Me: what’s a gay again?

Friend: don’t worry since you aren’t ready to learn.

Me: oya na, no vex, continue.

Friend: if you talk Sh*t now, I go baff you with sand and spit.

Me: oya! Boss of life. Continue na.

Friend: ehn ehn, as I was saying before a catastrophilic faker attacked my sayings.

Me: hmm hmmm!!! Itumo?

Friend: you know I be wole soyinka’s brother?

Me: ewo were! Oya, talk jor.

Friend: nowadays, people have gone insane. Some turned gay, some lesbians, some are into bisexual acts, some are into tri-sexual. Some now do threesome or foursome all because they ain’t satisfied and some finger themselves.

Me: eh eh, talk in details na, break am into pieces.

Friend: gay is the growing of likeness or feelings between guys which later turned into having s*x with each other, I mean man to man. They F**K through anus. As in ‘won a ma ki oko bo ara won ni idi.’ (They’ll insert Joystick into each other anus)

Me: okay!

Friend: lesbianism is the sexual act between girls, an example is the type you saw yesterday where two girls were doing that thing you told me you saw.

Me: hmm hmmm

Friend: some girls believe only in lesbianism why some are into bisexual act as in they’ll do girls and guys together.

Me: olorun mi o(oh my God)

Friend: some girls can handle three guys at a time that they’ll be F***ed by the three guys at the same time, that one is called threesome.

Me: choi!

Friend: and some girls finger themselves by digging their hand inside their virgina like a Joystick dose in them if they aren’t satisfied.

Me: that one is called handsome bha?

Friend: thunder fire you! Handsome for where?

Guess what????

To Be Continued…

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