-Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy (Another Sex Story)

Must Read: Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy (Another Sex Story)… Part 50

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“Guy! You nor go church? Abeg, what is the name of that Aphrodisiac you guys used in that party?”.. I codedly said into the phone as Asamoah picked his phone. I decided to call him after I left Joyce’s room and was having some scroootal pains..
Like it felt like my sacks were shrinking due to over stress.
After laughing, he laughed again.. asked why I called for the Disiac.. Told him a friend of mine needed it and I also wanted to have a sip as some girl were visiting me.
He laughed again and told me he would supply me, that its somehow illegal but for me, he go soji. We then talked about Abigail and how she ended up in his house the other day when she was supposed to be at The Palms(Cinemas). Turns out neither Esther nor Abiagil went to their supposed cinemas, Esther visited a Friend, and Abigail visited Asamoah)
I wasn’t shocked.. I just smiled and had a sigh of relief as the house was filled with promiscuity, especially when Asamoah said “Charly!! That girl don Boom oh.. No need to invest, na just to dey reap interests”. I knew what that meant, it was a two way thing, either he bleeped faith, or he almost did.
The people that went to church came back as I opened the gate for them. When they got down(My Uncle still in his the car), Faith gave me a hug and said “You smell funny.. Don’t tell me its what am thinking!”.
Ok, this statement was killing! Coupled with the Hug which was obviously strange(at least to Esther n Abigail ).. I felt like My end was near because my hands truly smelled of Joyce’s Lotion and I wasn’t expecting all the hugging.. Inshort, I was expecting her to keep the “Do I Know You” face her sisters keep..
But who sigh!!!

“Ummm.. It is?”.. I asked as I still tried shielding the hug away so Esther and Abigail won’t suspect anything. Damn! I was confused as hell!!!

“Yeahp! You haven’t bathed?”.. She said with a smiley face..

“Ahahahaha! Mumu.. You nor even get nose? Na ur sister smell dey my body nah.. Olodo!!!!!”….. My Mind said out loud.. Inside.. As it was so happy she was thinking what I wasn’t thinking .

“Yeah.. Remember you made Aunty ground me? So what’s the need to bath?”.. I said(relieved) as they set to enter the house. I asked Esther how the service was but didn’t get a reply, so I just focused on my Faith. I waited for Uncle to come down, exchanged greetings and he told me to display my talents(Wash Car).
*It was afternoon already, and I got frustrated by the girls as all efforts made to watch EPL sunday fixtures were to no avail. All thanks to “Keeping Up With The Kardeshians “.. So I resulted into chatting on whatsapp with Faith who was sitting closed to me in the sitting room. Each message sent or received was accompanied with smiles and stares as it was much more than the EPL games.

“Charly.. GIG dey today oh! For Kings Lounge, Opposite crown Estate., time is 8pm.. Come with a Booze, no Baron Romero and other cheap shii allowed sha.. And I go kill if *some texts missing*”..
^^I saw the text above after I opened the message Asamoah sent,
at about 4pm.

“Another party? Omo! I must go alone this time, no shiii!”.. My mind said as I jumped up to go look for what to wear, leaving Faith startled as I didn’t tell her I was going to stand up
I was pressing my shirt when Faith sneaked in on me and asked where I was Off to.. Told her I was going to a party and asked if she would wanna go (for my mind, I pray make she say no!!)..

“Dummy.. I don’t go to parties”.. She said.

Now this was somehow twisted right? Like a saying for the sake
of saying?


Me: Tah!!!!, Mummy u can lie!!

Faith: Yeah! Shocking? I was in that party because I got to hang out with you.. Nothing else..
*she was now looking at me*..
Besides, I wouldn’t want your hands in my cramps.
Now, the Ironing stand was in the lobby, Just beside Esther’s door.. And just like a Fish out of the sea, Esther came out and said “Faith, You gat time? I need your help inside”.. Like couldn’t she just let me enjoy the Euphoria I was lost in? As in.. She was in the party because of me .. Chimo!!!
This wasn’t fun at all!.. All I prayed for was for Esther not to tell faith anything that will spoil my Image, especially when Faith looked at me with a “What does she want look”.. I tried eavesdropping, but didn’t hear them say anything. Just laugh and talks I will pass for whispers(or murmurs?). At this point, my heart was beating hard.. Like what was I even afraid of?
Abigail wanted to Iron a shirt of hers, seems she said something about following me to the party(explains why Asamoah so wanted me there ).. But with the curiosity I had concerning Esther n Faith, I told her I would help her Press the clothes(As in.. Who for press am before? Nor be me?)..
Finished pressing the shirt but for where? I kept on pressing..
Whatever they were doing was taking too much time and it was getting my guilty conscience stressed up..

“Guy! You better act fast.. Dey do like Olodo”.. My mind said.
Unto say the shirt wey I dey Iron don dey beg for mercy, I gathered courage, knocked the Door and said “Esther, you wanna press some clothes?” .. I wished I never asked.
They finally came out of the room as I found myself staring at the door from the moment the Door Handle moved.

“Arrrrgh! Baba, you see yourself? You almost died of anyhow failure I swear!!!”..
My mind said as my eyes saw Faith smiling and calling Esther a useless kid of a senior(jokingly) and Esther….Chai! Esther…… She came out with clothes (Nor be me ask if she get clothes to Iron? ).

“Mahmah, Please don’t kill my Boo”.. Faith said to Esther. This gave me a shocker as I looked towards the direction of Esther,
she smiled and said “For your mind shey?”..
Please wake me up!!!! ..
Well, I pressed the clothes as I thought of what happened some minutes back. Then I concluded Faith told her She and I were dating, which to me was strange because I never even toast am
(Lol! I grew up in a hood where you don’t only toast girls, u wait for 2weeks to get a reply.. Chai! No blame me).
On returning the clothes, Esther was lying down on her Bed(Bum Shorts) and immediately she saw me, she stood up and switched her face from the normal “Do I Know you” face to “I missed you” face. I tried avoiding her as I dropped the clothes on her bed, headed straight to the door but she said “Hmmm.. Shouldn’t I be thanked for not telling my sister you are a Perrrv?”..
*Y’all know counter exchange of words are my favorite nah .. Watch me kill dis girl’s morale *


Me: Coming from a girl that thanked me for not telling her sister (Joyce) secrets.. Then I need to thank her. (As I turned back to look at her).

Esther: Nawti Boy, I owe you as much as you owe me remember?
(Damn that smile!!!! )

Me: Yeah! I owe you a Gee, and you own me.. Ummm! What?

Esther: A Thank You? (With a ” ” face)

She told me how soft Faith was and how she loves her and wouldn’t want me to Hurt her (story).. That Faith’s last heartbreak(which was her first) was from a dude who later dated her Bestie(Yeah! That yeye Ken), saying how depressed she got and all bullsheettt. But all she said afterwards were so strange!!.. Like Jeez, She is having an affair with Uncle Daniel(Married to her Sister) and hell I could tell she wanted more of ME(single but Dating her Sister))..

“Guy.. No think am! I never wan die abeg!”.. My D*I*C*K shouted as I saw the lust in her eyes,,
She stood up and tried touching me but I was not just in the mood.. So I told her I didn’t unplug the Pressing Iron, left the room as she giggled and said “Don’t forget we owe ourselves Ladi…”

“Are You and faith Having a fling?”.. Abigail asked in a manner I would pass for the expression on my Mom’s face when my hands got burnt by the hot pot of soup few years back .. Yeah!
Your boy was trying to Take a Meat without Full authority (Not stealing oh!!!)

After we got permission to go to the party from Joyce(like she lifted up my supposed Grounding), we decided we would walk to the Venue as it was just 5minutes from the Estate gate, so we were just gisting on random things(she always talks about sex!!!! Chai!!!) On our way. Hence, the reason why she could ask that question. Oh! I stole(or took without authority) a bottle of Henessy Cognac with the help of Abigail from the mini bar in the sitting room.

“Umm.. A fling? “.. I answered with a shocked but ironed face.

“Ehen.. Don’t even try it.. The stares, the Laughs when you too chats on whatsapp in the sitting room, the calls.. Have you forgotten we sleep in the same room?”.. She said and I swear! I didn’t see any Jealousy in her eyes.
I was just smiling like Joker after she finished all she said as it was boldly written on the bricks I was walking on that I can’t deny the fact that she knows whatsup. So I had to look for a way to swerve the topic.. Aint no guy got time for shii right?

“Ehehehe! I guess she isn’t that good in hiding things… Unlike you that have been hiding the Asamoah thingy from me”.. I said in an attempt to switch the topic.
She laughed and started saying how Asamoah thinks he is smart and all others. That she just wants to have fun while the holiday last, and Asamoah was her only ticket as Me and other guys in the hood acts local. And I must confess, I was woooowed to notice she didn’t even acted like she and I banged some few days back, like she even said “We cool right? Just friends with benefits?”..
Got to the party at exactly 8:30pm and within the 20mins we spent on the road(trekking), Faith already called me Three times.. Telling me she misses me aiidy..
Nothing really special happened in the party as there were more Boys than girls.. So I just sat down, closed to the DJ(Tobby again) as we watch things unfold. It was an end of Year party organized by some rich kids that lived around the hood and it was shocking to see the Ratio of boys to girls at 70:30.

“This Party Dry!.. Aint no girl to ball with mehn..”.. I said into Tobby’s ear who was holding a Red Cup in his hands..

“The girls got scared after most of them believed they were drugged at the last party nah”.. He shouted into my hears.

This lead to him telling me how he also drank from the Dispenser and almost killed YVONNE who definitely was also having the effects on her. He told me it was deliberately done by the Druids as it was a tradition, Turning humans into DOGS. (So na him eat the soup wey I prepare that day?)
His mouth wasn’t that smelly, even though he kept on sipping the drink on the Red Cup, so I asked what was it he was drinking. He said “Cough Syrrup”.. Now that was shocking to me because he didn’t have cough, I asked if he had cough .. Na so my Guy start to dey laugh me oh!!!!
*Abeg, na crime to ask?
Sheewwww *
He laughed to the extent that he started coughing(literally) and I just stood there feeling like someone that’s feeling something. Then he walked up to a room where I submitted my “stolen” Henessy Cognac, came back with a red cup and gave it to me to drink..


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