If You Missed The Part 21, Read It Here
Sitting on the old rusty seat of the Bus, I rested my head on the seat in front of me hoping the person sitting there doesn’t rest his back.. I was lost in thoughts.. Reminisced all what happened between me and faith, that smile, those butterflies, those moments, those words,That kiss!!!!! those times and hell!!..
I could smell her Body Spra(perfume) all over me…
“Smell your hands and perceive her pussay scent!!!”.. My mind exclaimed.. Ok, I agree I am weird, or a reeetaaarden.. Because I kept my fingers in my nose for like minutes I can’t remember but all I know was my hands still smelled of her.. Dear Married Women, you wanna know if your husband cheated? … Smell his D…IC…K!!!!! It can never go wrong I teyu.
(That was a joke I swear!.. Anyone laughed?)
“FARA PARK!!!”.. I heard the driver shouted, because he was playing some dum..b christmas carol song on his dead stereo (or maybe it was a radio)..
“OWAH!!!” (Normal slang in lagos meaning “E DEY or AVAILAIBLE” ..
Funny I went to Calabar some weeks ago shouting OWAH inside city Bus )
*Damn! Omoni Oboli is hot AF!!!!!.. Met her few mins ago #OutOfContext*
Suprisingly, the security man didn’t stop me to ask who I was.. Perhaps the one on duty was a friend of mine (I played, joke with everyone, even the beggars on the street )..
Walking on the lonely streets, I almost forgot it was christmas(Public Holiday) as I was suprised how scanty it was..
Uncle’s house was like 20mins walk(or so I thought) from the gate, but it was nothing to me since it gave me the chance to think and experiment the environments as I tried forgetting my Faith..
(MY?, shey I knew she wasn’t mine some hours ago self?)
I was still enjoying my walking(If ah hear say I enjoy am.. When my legs were inside some tight shoes?) when I saw a white Toyota Camry pass me, I was so sure it was the car I saw at the party, and it entered the next street(or CLOSE as it is called there.. I.e Danladii Close, Phemswag( ) Close etc) I was supposed to enter.
“Na She dem carry pass so oh! See yourlife? She even first you reach house”..
Sad enough, it was my mind that was telling me this. I thought we were partners nah
Two or some minutes later, the car passed me again, going out of the estate but it horned at me and I just waved like I knew who he was. Maybe I knew him on twitter, because most of her followers were in the party(thanks to her tweets about it) but who send? All I know Is I waved back. My mind wanted to think it was KEN but I shut it out sharperly.
At the gate, I knocked for 1 or 2 minutes(In Fiction:
I knocked for 2hours!!!! ) before Abigail opened the door.
“Hey! Merry Christmas” I said while trying to swerve my mouth from her nose ( )
“Same to you”.. She replied as she turned around to go back to whatever she was doing..
(NO! I didn’t look at her A$$) .. Only thing on my mind was how I would stay in the same house with people I have problems with but I nor go lie, I try compare the yannxh small .
“Joyce cheated on my bros, Esther probably still angry because I saw her Unclad, Faith!! Ohhhh faith!!!! ..”
My mind went in deep as I tried not thinking..
Must have been drugged or something because I didn’t believe I could sleep in my mental state. I remember passing through the empty sitting room, straight to my room, I remember brushing my teeth but I didn’t remember how I slept…
Faaawwwwk! I slept with those wet boxers? …
(No! I am not dirty, that’s I why I wrote “Faaawwwwk” there .
I woke up though…… Ofcourse in a bed!! (I be like AceHood for eyes? I woke up in a new….
Bonedattin). But I was having a hangover, that’s gotta be my first hangover right?
11am was what I saw on my phone that was already showing red Bar, rushed down to the kitchen to wash plates(or dishes as I was taught) before someone starts shouting(How did I forget she wouldn’t shout because I had her in my palms?
Getting to the kitchen, I saw something that happens only when my Uncle’s Mum comes for visitation(I admit.. I loved her style ).. Someone else was washing the dishes.. I didn’t see the face yet but my mind started shouting “Na she! Na she!! Na she!!! Na Joyce!!!!”. How it knew, I can’t tell till tomorrow.
“Aunty Good morning” I said as I was convincing myself not to be shocked..
“Morning.. Merry christmas” she said as she looked back to check me out (make I encourage myself first.. Dem say lizard wey fall from 12storey building dey shake head for himself first before he move.. So, she was checking me out!!!!!)
WATCH OUT FOR PART 23