If You Missed The Part 16, Read It Here
”Go get a room ye silly kids that stays in the same house!!!!!!!!! Or y’all want a ttthr….eeee…some…”
A commanding voice from
SOMEWHERE came from NOWHERE.
The two of us looked up in some quick reflex to the direction of where the voice came. Something in me told me it was Asamoah but I just had to confirm things for myself, am sure Faith was of the same thoughts because she joined me as I smiled and rained self praises (Whoever said only some particular set of people from nigeria loved praises though) on Asamoah whom to me was dead drunk and super fly on weed.
“You two be misbehaving, na today una know say strafffing good? Get a room or die!!!!”.. Asamoah said.
And No, I wasn’t regretting, scared or even shakey..
All I know was that it felt good being caught by him
(the same guy that’s been lying to me.. Or so I thought.. But who cares?)
*not like I was gonna get a fluting or anything on that “___/” chair anyway*
My hand was still under the towel, doing absolutely nothing but I could feel faith’s pussay juice dry on my hands while I was listening to craps Asamoah had to say..
“Beensh can you die now?” Was what faith said to Asamoah in an attempt to shut him up and it worked .
“Hmmmmm! That has gotta be the 3rd best moment of 2012….” I said to Faith as Asamoah walked away giving us a “F..u..ck you” middle
“silly boy! Which is 1st and 2nd huh?”… She asked…
“Ummm.. 2nd was about 30mins ago, best kiss ever even if I didn’t get to touch where my senses got lost, and 1st…. Hmmmmm!, that’s gotta be when I find my lost senses “.. I said into her ears, I didn’t know what made me bite her ear oh, but e be like say the tin pain am (Don’t try this if you have teeth like Suarez abeg!!!!)
By the way, you and I know I lied to her to make her head big , let me give you the correct ranking as of now 1)Reserved, 2)I made a girl Kum with my tongue(Yvonne) 3)Best Kiss(Faith) 4)I Made four As in my WAEC (Dedicated to people that thinks perve….rts are dumba..sses . Wait, I wasn’t a per..v when I wrote WAEC right?)
Whatever those words did to her though, she was smiling like her straight face muscles were dead (But why do girls enjoy being lied to nah?)
Faith: Hmmmm! Seems we have got the same moments baby.
(Ehehehe! No Gender discrimination please!!!, even though that sounded like a lie, it was sweet to hear)
Me: Sounds cool yo, now can you please turn around and listen to my heart beat once more?
Faith: Alright per…v.. But what ever it is, that was huge!!..
(Eheheh! Like you already know.. No just talk say she dey lie oh! Because this one I believe am die… If not for anything else, at least for the hole my three hands couldn’t penetraYte..
When she was turning, I had a revelation from nowhere that sounded like “Omo! You no go smell your hands see if Ajekpako (only 1 wey I finger for SS3 ) and Ajebotas dey smell the same? ”
(Ohh! I also did this to Yvonne after she closed the door..
Codedly oh .. Don’t ask me her smell)..
Well, I acted like I was taking something off my nose and smelled it.
(Don’t ask!!!!!! But if I am the only one that have done this, then I must be sadly curious)
WATCH OUT FOR PART 18