If You Missed The Part 13, Read It Here
At this moment, the fun wasn’t inside but outside as people were outside eating chicken Barbecue, drinking from Red cups and 80% smoking cigarettes, exchanging PINS, for my mind, My Nokia X2-01 self dey message nah (whatsapp things)…
Some were even doing Rap Battle with themselves.
“Ehhhhhh? RAP BATTLE? I must murder someone today” I said to myself as I remember me, myself and I as the Rap king in my Secondary School.
Omo! As I reach there eh, come see boys rapping in phonetics, british accents and some white kids also there and damn! They were GOOD!!!!!… (I swear e no good make one dey claim brilliant/good/king in the midst of average people )
No one told me to leave there before I disgrace my Crown (Imagine BAALE for one small town in AJAH dey claim royalty for OBA OF BENIN KINGDOM.. E no plum nah )..
“Wassup, seen Asamoah?”.. I asked a church member I recognized as he pointed a place for me..
Getting there now, I saw 2 of those girls that I concluded were Brostitute going in the place, and a Bouncer(HFP worker, e fit be bricklayer for HFP self) standing at the entrance who told me I can’t enter there. I was trying to show my Edo washing and settings powers (I.e We be one nah bro, you be my big bro, no dey yahn like dat nah) on the bouncer when Tobby came from nowhere to touch me.
“GUY! Wetin you dey do for the LAZII DRUIDS LOUNGE?” He asked me after he took me somewhere quiet.
Looking confused, I asked “LAZII DRUIDS? That’s the name of the party now”..
“EL-HO-EL (LOL)” he said.. Then he continued..
“You have no idea the party your in mehn! This party budget is 3million naira, you think Michael and his friends can raise that money? Abi you think say na coincidence say michael Papa and his mother nor dey house?”
Ok, at this moment, I was scared and confused as I listened to tobby.. Gosh! How did I survive that midnight mouth odour of his self?
.. He continued
“LAZII DRUIDS is a brotherhood,
consisting of rich kids from the top schools in nigeria, both Secondary schools and University, and that lounge you see there is meant for members only.. Everyone in that place contributed to this party and Hell, this is not Michael’s house as we the invitees were told, plus most of the parents of this Guys are either Masons or anyhow”
I was soaked in confusion.
“So my friend of 2months bad like this? So things like this exists among the rich? Chai.. What has this world turned into? Blah blah blah”.. I was thinking in my mind when I heard Tobby said
“Me I am here for DJockey and Girls oh! You better discover your reason of being here before you jam..
Meanwhile, where is Yvonne? Been looking for her everywhere.”
YVONE!!!!!!!.. That selfish santa Clause? Mtchew www.. (In my mind)
“She told me she was going to sleep in one of the rooms man, don’t really know the exact room”.. I replied.
* I lied to him right? Lol! You want make he go finish the contract for me? Taah!!!! Make she sleep for dia jare Stingen girl of okikiology (Okiki means something in Yoruba and Edo I think).
Was still trying to contain the shock I just got after I left Tobby with one girl, heading straight to the “____/” pool.
Getting to the pool chair, I saw that same Guy that was standing with faith ealier today, sitting on my space, talking to her.. “Ahan! This Guy na winch? He no dey fear?..
My jealous mind screamed in anger.
When Faith saw me, she said
“Hi Baby, Seen him?”..
Please spare me a minute so we reason a little..
Your Babe, or babe wey you dey try minister to don ever make you look special in front of another man sotey you self start to dey pity the man? Or the babe just do nice things to you just to make the other guy jealous? .. If babe never do am for you before, its either You are safe (I wish she never did it) or you are yet to be
used as a tool.
“Ummm.. Nope” I answered faith as she wore a sad face.
“Niggi (I learnt it few mins ago from tobby) wassup now? How’s the party?” I asked the Dude with a “YOLO” face…
“Cool bro, just perfect”.. He replied with a face I interpreted as “Damn! Bad market again”.
Lost in this euphoria (chancing a guy all dressed up in GUCCI with my borrowed shoes and slim fitted shirt .. No!!!!! The chinos were mine oh! ), I went to pick a towel by the pool side to cover Faith’s legs because I could see her black lacey pan…ties when I stood directly opposite her.
(Funny how that didn’t give me a hard-on then but now it does )
When I did this, she knew what I saw and I could bet she was turned on by it.. At this moment, I couldn’t stand any longer as my stomach pain went
“Ok, I can’t stand any longer, I am tipsy I guess”.. I told her in my fake borrowed accent.
(But tipsy? Dat na lie oh! Na belle dey worry me sha )
“Wanna lie with me?”.. She asked..
At this point, nothing surprised me anymore as I jumped into the
chair with my lagbaja visible from my trousers(The tin mean business oh!!!!!).
But as I was sitting down, I saw Asamoah outside holding a bottle of strange shape..
Five months later, I saw that same bottle on Rick Ross’s Video.
CIROC Was the nam though . Didn’t care to go meet him, cos I couldn’t walk and right there, I just discovered my reason of being there. (Because this sexy girl wanted me here I thought..)
WATCH OUT FOR PART 15