If You Missed The Part 10, Read It Here
“So all this kids smokes? God! And their papas and mamas na deacons and deaconesses in church oh.
Omo! Me I still be learner be that nah.. See comfirm ashewo sha, maybe na dem go disviirgin me at last nah, if only asamoah knows I just made his sister Kum.. Chai!!!!!!!”
I was so lost in thoughts when I saw my VVVIP ticket talking to one guy and she was holding a smirnoff ice can.
From the look of things, the guy was a hell of ajebo.
Probably a half cast, before before, if I see boy wey fine pass me dey talk to babe, I dey shame to enter the convo but today!, chai! Today!!, I no go fear.
(High moral plus a little drunk.. Nothing like it! )
“Hey ticket, heard you been looking for me”. I said with a bossy voice.
“Dummy, where have you been?” She asked.
“Looking for my lost senses, seems I have found the bush they entered” I said in a naughty manner.
We were still in our humour exchanges when the dude standing with her coughed (Trust me, I know that feeling ). We exchanged pleasantries as I asked my ticket(Faith) to the dance floor.
She told me she couldn’t dance at first but hey!
Who cares? As far as I am at her back shaking and moving in trying to resurrect my dead lagbaja.
2face Idibia;s Chemical Reaction was on disc when faith and I got to the dance floor. At this moment, the girls were tired, some where hanging out at the pool with their guys, some sitting on the chairs arranged in the sitting room and ofcousrse, I could see humans in shadey corners.
Ok, why do ladies always lie that they can’t dance?
Lie about you being a virgin, I will personally sponsor the lie, even lie to you after sex that you were indeed a virgin.. But about dance? I no like am ohhh!!!!!
Come and see this girl rock me on the dance floor sotey I beg DJ to stop!.. She was shy at first, perhaps it was the Song that wasn’t good. But immediately “Aboki, Shine my shoe” song came up, come see grinding. (Ajebo sef sabi dis song? Chai!)
Due to the scantiness of the dancefloor, I couldn’t touch her anyhow (Gentleman) but looking at those b.0-0.bs vibrate, I fit die” ” on top her matter ohh!!! *e b like say wizkid later experience this kind tin fah *
I think the boys pitied me because 2 of them gave me a helping hand by surrounding faith who was now getting tired. I was angry at first as I wanted to hold my territory, but I dey tellz you, He works in mysterious ways!!!!!.
(You know who HE is nah! Make I no commit blasphemy sha )
“Baby, can we go to a quiet place? Not comfortable with guys touching you anyhow”. I said in whispers.
(Ok, to be honest, I still lacked self esteem when it came to faith but what I just said was the truth, I was jealous of boys touching her anyhow)
“You think?” She answered with a smile that had
“What took you so long before you asked” written all over it.
She led the way as I once again, held her waist to hide my hard-on.
Ahahahahahah! How did I forget to tell y’all that Mr Lagbaja finally woke up?. The Depressed cow stood up nah , e be like say him takek words of encouragement from my tongue.
Like “If I could make Yvonne faint(wash) in less than 5mins for my first time, you can make Faith beg for more. C’mon lagbaja, grab the courage and get out of your mask to show your fans who you really are, you can do it man!!!!!”.
(Abeg incase you miss road, that was the tongue talking to lagbaja in my mind )
Lol! I know!!!!! the tongue is crazy right? , well, you won’t blame it nah, e nor easy to enter place wey pee, blood and other jedi jedi tinx dey commot from and come out alive nah. .
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