-Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 3)

Must Read: Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 3)… Part 27

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BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want?

ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want you to stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support.

BIMPE: alright, I heard you.

ME: and also, I want …………

BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can grant, nothing more ***hanged up***

ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my certificates na” ***redials number and it was switched off***

I dropped the phone and continued with my work until I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my activities and chat with her.

ME: hi love.

BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting since na.

ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.

BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.

ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe.

BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your ex?

ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.

BETTY: so what was the relationship between you guys?.

ME: we used to live on the same street in portharcout.

BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on the day you saw her on my phone.

ME: because we weren’t in good terms

BETTY: really?, what happened?

ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated her with passion.

BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic attached to it?

ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her. **yinmu***

BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want to talk about you. I guess the hatred na long thing.

ME: loooool.

BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband’s sister, how will you guys be relating?

ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.

BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you guys continue like this?.

ME: maybe we would settle our differences because of you then.

BETTY: that would be better.

ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want balance the account for the day.

BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.

I dropped my phone to tidy up my work.
I got home and decided to gist segun on the latest development.

ME: hi sege.

SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.

ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?.

SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na concubine you be for now.

ME: you no well.

SEGE: so how far about that parole?.

ME: loool. I don do am.

SEGE: e work?

ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t know that bimpe can fall for a threat.

SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m am oracle. I told you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to work. What you just have to do is to be bold always and don’t let fear appear on your voice and on your face. She would definitely continue to fall for it.

ME: thank you jaree.

SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?

ME: no ooooo,

SEGE: why na?,

ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and her number hasn’t been reachable since then.

SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from motor car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am.

Me: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?.

ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage.

SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out the truth about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished.

ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about bimpe from me sef.

SEGE: really?, when?, how?

ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe’s picture on her phone?.

SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take resolve am?

ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed on a story to cook for betty.

SEGE: did it work?

ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on the same street and we had a fight

SEGE: and she believed you?.

ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight for us sef.

SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be that. Now I’m proud to be a good coach.

ME: you no well.


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