-Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 2)

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KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is going and I need to go back home on time.
ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don’t know what is delaying him since, he is travelling today and he had to go on time.
KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless***
ME: **dial segun’s number and placed on loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now?
SEGE: bros I’m sorry, there was a long queue at the ATM, when there was about 6 people before me on the queue, the ATM went out of cash and couldn’t dispense money.
KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God***
ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now?
SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at hospital road, I should be there in a moment.
KEMI: ***restless, I don’t think I can wait***
ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to return back home on time.
SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up*****
ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to kemi****. My love, please wait for few minutes, he would be here.
KEMI: ooooooh God, I don’t like all this things, my family must have be looking for me now.
ME: ***pats her on her laps*** I’m so sorry my love. Please I’m sorry.
KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and get my recharge card for me first.
ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape this one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear.
KEMI: please hurry up.
ME : ok, let me go out and get it. I picked my phone, went out of the house and chat with segun.

ME: sege how far? Where you dey?
SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the street.
ME: ok,
SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk?
ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you to be back
SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find means take discharge her for today. She go come back tomorrow.
ME: who tell you that one?
SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the awuf outing.
ME: hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for card oooo
SEGE: like how much?
ME: 400naira.
SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay olosho 800naira per round of sex if you go ashawo joint. Go buy am give her.
ME: I hear.
I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn and returned to the room to give her. She smiled when she received it and I know that she would be like “since recharge card don sure, shopping too go sure ni yen oooo”.

After about 17minutes of meaningless gist, she became uncomfortable again and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to call again.

ME: sege, where are you?
SEGE: I dey on queue.
ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on time.
SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will take me about 40minutes to be back home.
ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up***

KEMI: I’m not sure I could wait again, I need to
return home before my family began to look for me.
ME: if they are searching for you, they would have called you on phone
KEMI: I didn’t come with my main line that they
ME: huuuuuh, eyah.
KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow.
ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a little ooo
KEMI: no I can’t, tell your brother that I can’t wait. We would see tomorrow.
ME: ok my love.

Kemi stood up from the bed and we both walked out of the door. I waved at a bikeman and told him where to drop kemi. I paid the bikeman and kemi was driven off.

About 3 seconds later, I got a whatsapp message on my phone from segun, ”my guy welldone, you don dey sharp small small”. I smiled on raised my head up to the opposite direction and I saw segun walking towards me.


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